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1. At a party or large gathering, do you have

A: Large group conversations with a lot of different people
B: one-on-one conversations with a few people, known to you

2. Do you identify with people who

A: keep a continuous presence of mind
B: let their minds wander

3. Does spending a lot of time with a new group of people

A: stimulate and energize you
B: make you itchy and sweaty

4. Are you more impressed by

A: principles--thinking of how things occur objectively
B: emotions--feeling the way things personally impress you
C: neither--you're confusing me

5. Are you more drawn toward

A: logical reasoning
B: emotional mumbo-jumbo

6. Do you prefer to work

A: to deadlines
B: work? I haven't worked in 2 years.

7. At parties do you

A: converse with many strangers with ease
B: focus on the "talent" and work the room

8. Are you more likely to

A: stay in the "here and now"
B: converse with imaginary friends

9. Which of these characteristics do you identify with

A: I enjoy being friendly and helping others
B: I have been known to torture small animals

10. In judging others are you more swayed by

A: definite rules about social conduct
B: hair styles

11. In relationships, do you usually find yourself

A: stepping back and objectively evaluating your relationships
B: emotionally involved because of the car that person drives

12. What is a more interesting weekend activity

A: hosting a barbecue with good friends and relatives
B: wasting time by yourself on ridiculous web sites

13. How often to you bathe

A: more than once a week
B: less than once a week

14. In your social groups do you

A: keep abreast of other's happenings
B: get behind on the news
C: no friends, n/a

15. Events are more comfortable for you if

A: you can participate in them with your decisions
B: you can watch from a safe distance behind bushes

16. I assume my perfect mate will have

A: outgoing and ambitious personality
B: I hope for some hair, and a job would be nice

17. Your decisions mostly are based on

A: logic and facts
B: emotions and personal values (i.e. nonsense)

18. Which rules you more

A: your head
B: your heart
C: something else

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